what did zero say to eight? “nice belt!” get it??????
Guest teacher in Amy’s class: “If you are from Portugal, you are…..” Student: “Puerto Rican!” Guest teacher: “If you are from Portugal, you are Portugese. When you get old, you are a Portugeser!”
On Tue, 16 Nov 2004 21:14:45 -0800, Elliot Lee wrote: In the News: At a creek near Baton Rouge, LA, beavers used abandoned, stolen money from a casino to help build a dam. The Lucky Dollar Casino was robbed of $70,000 last week. Police do not suspect the beavers.
We often refer to the “power of the Holy Spirit” in the sense of performing miraculous acts – healing, speaking in tongues, and the like. But we need to give the Holy Spirit credit for more. The power of the Holy Spirit gives us hope (Rom 15:13) The Holy Spirit talks to us to give […]
“Can you spare some change for some food?” “No, I don’t want to give you money, but, here, I will buy you a hot dog.” Just next to us was a hot dog stand. The man was hesitant. I think he would rather have the money. But he ate the hot dog. I didn’t do […]