Got this from my friend Theresa: A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names. A real friend has their […]
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May
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A caller to Dr. Laura’s radio show: “I’ve been dating a married man for 3 months. What do you think are the chances that he will leave his wife and marry me?” Dr. Laura: “The scummier he is, the better your chances!”
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