Got this from my friend Theresa:
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to callA simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.A simple friend wonders about yourromantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.A simplefriend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!