31
Mar
stored in: General
Amy told me these jokes yesterday. I still laugh at these old jokes!!
Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when I get well?
Doctor: Sure you will.
Patient: Great! I was never able to play before.
🙂
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?
🙂
Nurse: How is the patient who swallowed a quarter?
Doctor: No change yet!