12
Apr
stored in: General
At the 98 cents or more store, Audrey spotted this ice cream scoop, apparently for gangsters. Look closely at the yellow starburst on the label. It says, “Bullet Proof Plastic.”
Just what I need! In case the ice cream gets attacked, the scoop will save the ice cream for safe consumption. Or if I get shot at while scooping ice cream, I would pose some awesome kungfu moves, HIYA!, deflect bullets with a scoop in each hand! Or you can wear several scoops on strategic places and they can save your life!
All for only 98 cents.