Which one can you relate to?<\/p>\n
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make
\nsure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant
\nis to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground
\neasily, it is a valuable plant.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nThe easiest way to find something lost around the
\nhouse is to buy a replacement.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nNever take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive
\nanyway.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nThere are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and
\nthe dead.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nLife is sexually transmitted.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nAn unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other
\ntoys.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nIf quitters never win, and winners never quit, then
\nwho is the fool who said, “Quit while you’re ahead?”
\n~~~~~~~~
\nHealth is merely the slowest possible rate at which
\none can die.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nThe only difference between a rut and a grave is the
\ndepth.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nGet the last word in: Apologize.
\n~~~~~~~~
\nGive a person a fish and you feed them for a day;
\nteach that person to use the Internet and they won’t
\nbother you for weeks.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nSome people are like Slinkies . . . not really good
\nfor anything, but you still can’t help but smile when
\nyou see one tumble down the stairs.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
\nin hospitals dying of nothing.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nHave you noticed since everyone has a camcorder
\nthese days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they
\nuse to?
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nWhenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nAll of us could take a lesson from the weather. It
\npays no attention to criticism.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nWhy does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
\ndollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty
\ncents?
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nIn the 60’s, people took acid to make the world
\nweird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac
\nto make it normal.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nPolitics is supposed to be the second oldest
\nprofession. I have come to realize that it bears a
\nvery close resemblance to the first.
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nHow is it one careless match can start a forest
\nfire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
\n~~~~~~~~~
\nAND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all
\nthese terrorists — most of them came here legally,
\nbut they hung around on these expired visas, some for
\nas long as 10 -15 years. Now, compare that to
\nBlockbuster; you are two days late with a video and
\nthose people are all over you. Let’s put Blockbuster
\nin charge of immigration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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