{"id":141,"date":"2005-10-04T15:23:37","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T23:23:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/?p=141"},"modified":"2005-10-04T15:23:37","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T23:23:37","slug":"men-and-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/04\/men-and-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Men and Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A woman is worried about her future until she finds a husband;<br \/>\nA man never worried about his future until he found a wife.<\/p>\n<p>A woman marries a man thinking he would change, and he doesn&#8217;t;<br \/>\nA man marries a woman thinking she won&#8217;t change, and she does.<\/p>\n<p>A man has 5 items in the bathroom: soap, toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, and a towel from the Marriot;<br \/>\nA woman has an average of 386 items in the bathroom: no one has successfully identified what they are. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A woman is worried about her future until she finds a husband; A man never worried about his future until he found a wife. A woman marries a man thinking he would change, and he doesn&#8217;t; A man marries a woman thinking she won&#8217;t change, and she does. A man has 5 items in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=141"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/141\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}