{"id":162,"date":"2005-11-23T18:13:36","date_gmt":"2005-11-24T02:13:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/23\/blond-joke\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T13:04:01","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T21:04:01","slug":"blond-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/23\/blond-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Blond joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are at heaven&#8217;s gate. Saint Peter tells them, &#8220;You get into heaven by going up 1000 steps. At each step, I tell you a joke. If you laugh, you cannot get into heaven.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The redhead made it up 50 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.<\/p>\n<p>The brunette made it up 200 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde made it up 999 steps. Just before St. Peter told the last joke, she started laughing. &#8220;Why did you laugh?&#8221; asked St. Peter &#8220;I haven&#8217;t even told the joke.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I know,&#8221; the blonde replied &#8220;I just got the first one.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No offense, it&#8217;s just funny!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are at heaven&#8217;s gate. Saint Peter tells them, &#8220;You get into heaven by going up 1000 steps. At each step, I tell you a joke. If you laugh, you cannot get into heaven.&#8221; The redhead made it up 50 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone. The brunette [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-i-love-corny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}