{"id":240,"date":"2006-03-31T11:54:38","date_gmt":"2006-03-31T19:54:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/31\/corny-jokes\/"},"modified":"2006-03-31T19:16:28","modified_gmt":"2006-04-01T03:16:28","slug":"corny-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/31\/corny-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Corny jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amy told me these jokes yesterday. I still laugh at these old jokes!!<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when I get well?<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: Sure you will.<\/p>\n<p>Patient: Great! I was never able to play before.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?<\/p>\n<p>Well, have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Nurse: How is the patient who swallowed a quarter?<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: No change yet!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amy told me these jokes yesterday. I still laugh at these old jokes!! Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when I get well? Doctor: Sure you will. Patient: Great! I was never able to play before. \ud83d\ude42 How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Well, have you ever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}