{"id":260,"date":"2006-05-10T13:11:52","date_gmt":"2006-05-10T21:11:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/10\/republican-joke\/"},"modified":"2006-05-10T13:11:52","modified_gmt":"2006-05-10T21:11:52","slug":"republican-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2006\/05\/10\/republican-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Dear Abby,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus.  My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite.  My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Covington.  I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.  I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Campton. She is a part time &#8220;working girl&#8221;.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fianc\u00c3\u00a9e and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Kerry supporter?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Signed,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>Worried About My Reputation<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Mt. Washington, KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in West Liberty, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}