{"id":520,"date":"2007-06-29T07:14:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-29T15:14:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/29\/a-good-one\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T13:03:41","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T21:03:41","slug":"a-good-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/29\/a-good-one\/","title":{"rendered":"A good one"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of those forwards \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Subject: 25 years of marriage<\/p>\n<p>WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,<br \/>\n&#8216;HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA<br \/>\nBED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY<br \/>\nNIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>NOW WE HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR, A NICE BIG BED AND A<br \/>\nPLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I&#8217;M SLEEPING WITH A 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME<br \/>\nTHAT YOU ARE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT<br \/>\n25-YEAR-OLD BLONDE, AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE<br \/>\nLIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED<br \/>\nAND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.<\/p>\n<p>AREN&#8217;T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE<br \/>\nCRISES<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of those forwards \ud83d\ude42 Subject: 25 years of marriage WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, &#8216;HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-520","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-love-corny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}