{"id":701,"date":"2008-03-25T13:02:51","date_gmt":"2008-03-25T21:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/joke-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T13:02:51","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T21:02:51","slug":"joke-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/joke-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those who are mystery book fans like me:<\/p>\n<p class=\"entry\">\n<dt><strong>Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<\/strong> <\/dt>\n<dt>A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.<\/dt>\n<dt>:)\u00c2\u00a0<\/dt>\n<dt>\u00c2\u00a0<\/dt>\n<dt>Thanks for that one, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.freakedoutfathers.com\/2008\/03\/11\/obscure-lightbulb-jokes\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pete<\/a>.\u00c2\u00a0<\/dt><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who are mystery book fans like me: Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. :)\u00c2\u00a0 \u00c2\u00a0 Thanks for that one, Pete.\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-love-corny-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}