{"id":889,"date":"2009-02-15T23:00:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-16T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.katylee.com\/blog\/?p=889"},"modified":"2009-02-15T23:00:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-16T07:00:00","slug":"valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/15\/valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.projecthappilyeverafter.com\/2009\/02\/how-to-celebrate-valentines-day-on-a-budget\/comment-page-1\/#comment-795\" target=\"_blank\">Project Happily Ever <\/a>approaches Valentine&#8217;s Day the same way my husband and I do.<\/p>\n<p>To my hubby for Valentine&#8217;s Day, I give you the haiku in 5 stanza, written by Project Happily Ever. (Change latte to tea, wine to hot chocolate, tight pants to loose pants, fat to thin, rodents to crickets&#8230;)<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.projecthappilyeverafter.com\/2009\/02\/how-to-celebrate-valentines-day-on-a-budget\/comment-page-1\/#comment-795\" target=\"_blank\">Ode to Mr. Strong and Silent<\/a><\/h3>\n<p><strong>I wake up sleepy.<br \/>\nI bitch and complain a lot.<br \/>\nYou bring me latte.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I have a hard day.<br \/>\nI stare at the wall and cry.<br \/>\nYou bring me wine.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>My pants are too tight.<br \/>\nI ask you if I look fat.<br \/>\nYou say I am beautiful.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I think bugs are gross.<br \/>\nYou kill bugs and rodents.<br \/>\nI thank God for that.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I make you bacon.<br \/>\nI tolerate your mother.<br \/>\nYou know I love you.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Project Happily Ever approaches Valentine&#8217;s Day the same way my husband and I do. To my hubby for Valentine&#8217;s Day, I give you the haiku in 5 stanza, written by Project Happily Ever. (Change latte to tea, wine to hot chocolate, tight pants to loose pants, fat to thin, rodents to crickets&#8230;) Ode to Mr. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/katylee.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}