Who’s On First for the Next Generation!
\nGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?
\nCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
\nGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
\nCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
\nGeorge: That’s what I want to know.
\nCondi: That’s what I’m telling you.
\nGeorge: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of
\nChina?
\nCondi: Yes.
\nGeorge: I mean the fellow’s name.
\nCondi: Hu.
\nGeorge: The guy in China.
\nCondi: Hu.
\nGeorge: The new leader of China.
\nCondi: Hu.
\nGeorge: The main man in China!
\nCondi: Hu is leading China.
\nGeorge: Now whaddya’ asking me for?
\nCondi: I’m telling you, Hu is leading China.
\nGeorge: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
\nCondi: That’s the man’s name.
\nGeorge: That’s who’s name?
\nCondi: Yes.
\nGeorge: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
\nleader of China?
\nCondi: Yes, sir.
\nGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he’s dead in
\nthe Middle East.
\nCondi: That’s correct.
\nGeorge: Then who is in China?
\nCondi: Yes, sir.
\nGeorge: Yassir is in China?
\nCondi: No, sir.
\nGeorge: Then who is?
\nCondi: Yes, sir.
\nGeorge: Yassir?
\nCondi: No, sir.
\nGeorge: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
\nChina. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
\nCondi: Kofi?
\nGeorge: No, thanks.
\nCondi: You want Kofi?
\nGeorge: No.
\nCondi: You don’t want Kofi.
\nGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
\nmilk. And then get me the U.N.
\nCondi: Yes, sir.
\nGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
\nCondi: Kofi?
\nGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
\nCondi: And call who?
\nGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
\nCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
\nGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
\nCondi: Yes, sir.
\nGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
\nthe U.N.
\nCondi: Kofi.
\nGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
\nphone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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