Corny jokes

Amy told me these jokes yesterday. I still laugh at these old jokes!!

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when I get well?

Doctor: Sure you will.

Patient: Great! I was never able to play before.

:)

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

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The flu

The fifth grade classes in Amy’s school has been suffering from flu-go-round. Almost every child is getting a turn.

Amy’s class had 8 students out sick. Her friend Casey’s class had 15 students absent on one day! That’s got to be a record of some sort.

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Insanity

Insanity is doing the same things over and over again and expecting different results.

– Albert Einstein.

I certainly have this insane mindset. What makes me think things in my life will be different if I do not change?

What in your life do you want to be different? What will you change to make it happen?

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Cute

Amy saw a little dog on the way to school this morning. “Oh, it’s soooo CUTE!”

You know how girls always say that!

Then Amy asks, “I wonder what makes something cute?”

I replied with another question, “Are there characteristics that everyone in the world would consider ‘cute’? Are short, small, fuzzy puppies universally considered cute?”

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