What’s the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?
One sells watches, one watches cells :)
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda
Category: I love corny jokes
Never thought a ‘fact’ about Chuck Norris could fit in a sermon, but our pastor somehow got it in there this past Sunday…
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land!
Chuck Norris has a cult following.
Reading these Demotivators will teach you some truths about life.
Here is an example of a Demotivator about the bailout:
Government
If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
I’ve heard this many times, it’s still funny!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
For those who are mystery book fans like me:
Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.:)Â Â Thanks for that one, Pete.Â
One of those forwards :)
Subject: 25 years of marriage
WHEN I WAS MARRIED 25 YEARS, I TOOK A LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
‘HONEY, 25 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA
BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY
NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD BLOND.’
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are at heaven’s gate. Saint Peter tells them, “You get into heaven by going up 1000 steps. At each step, I tell you a joke. If you laugh, you cannot get into heaven.”
The redhead made it up 50 steps and laughed. Poof, she was gone.