OMG, this will make you groan…
Make sure you get down to #9.
It is said that the ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development.
Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest:
1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, ‘I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.